I know most of you will be joining some party, going
pub, shopping and try to enjoy during weekends. This is also another ordinary
weekend but weekend is always exciting. I feel like a 48 hours make Monday and
12 hours makes Saturday, whereas only 8 hours makes Sunday. Sounds something
stupid, but I got some funny lines that you can share with friends and enjoy
your weekend. Last weekend of September.;
Thursday afternoon, I was in hurry to go home ......
I think my iPhone is broken. I
pressed the home button and i ÂÃÂm still at school
I will stop using dealpl.us
when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk
Jack and Jill went up the hill to
have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
Dear shaving commercials stop
shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.
The woman who invented the phrase,
"All guys are the same." was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in
a crowd in China.....lol
Death: Take my hand.. Person: No! I
know that if I touch you I'll die! Death: OMG you're so smart! High Five!
When you ÂÃÂre at someoneÂs house:Formality of
people: ÂWhat a lovely house!Reality: Whats your wifi password?......lol My rhymes for dealpl.usJingle bells, weekendÂs smells, weekdays
go away. Facebook yuck, TV sucks, dealpl.us all the way.