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15 Cards For You & Your Unconventional Valentine

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February 02, 2016 · 1.9k Views

If you’re itching for a funny Valentine this year because you know love shouldn’t be celebrated only one day a year, then you’re in for a treat. These are the most humorous (and honest) greeting cards you can send your partner this lovey dovey holiday, and they won’t throw up from mush.

1. So the truth finally comes out.

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2. He ended all that is Single Ladies.

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3. Is this how we flirt nowadays?

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4. Now that’s love 😍

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5. You’re gross, but I guess it’s okay.

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6. The most archaic, foundational form of endearment 💕

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7. Gotta stick with the times, you know?

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8. You have no choice. Sorry.

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9. Ugh, I hate you 😒 But I love you.

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10. Really why you’re still around....

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11. Phoebe always said the most romantic things.

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12. Yes ❤️.

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13. I’m about to cry from all the love.

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14. I’ve never spoken words more true.

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15. Oh, cut it out, Darth Vader.

Buy it here.

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cdealswmeFeb 04, 2016
lol!!! They all Look sooo cute!
monster1991Feb 02, 2016
lol I love these :3
juillet27Feb 02, 2016
same! so funny & cuteeee 😊
DealiciousPieFeb 02, 2016
LOL finally, some Valentines Day cards that aren't sappy or cheesy.
spillsspotFeb 02, 2016
Love these, very creative and funny!
slip0nabananaFeb 02, 2016
I hope my boyfriend gives me one of these cards
undealievableFeb 02, 2016
You can always get him one :P
famouslysavingFeb 02, 2016
I want the Darth Vader one with the heart eyes!
DealiciousPieFeb 02, 2016
Me too, but maybe not that "fart in your sleep" one.
tian_zFeb 02, 2016
LoL

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